on single mothers: ugh you are the ruin of this country couldn't you just keep your legs together you dumb welfare slut

on single fathers: oh god you brave man raising your kid(s) all on your own that must be really hard what bitch would leave a hero like you she must be a whore

Started eating low carb this week because I’ll be living 100 feet from a beach in 2 weeks, and it’s working really well except a) random headaches and b) my dad keeps buying pizza and he thinks it’s hilaaarious

My cheat day is Sunday though, gonna hit up the coffee and crepes at the Sunday market yee

thecollegefreshman:

my question is…what button must I press to walk diagonally???

if I press the right button, wouldn’t I just go right? same for the left button what must i do???

use the joystick..?